Mavis is the president of the Portlandian Theatrical Society.

Mable is the Chaplain of the Portlandian Theatrical Society. She'd like to know that her position in no way interfers with the her ability to enjoy a healthy social life and looks forward to actually having one someday. She lives in her tastefully over-decorated apartment with her 7 cats and spends her "personal" time working on handicrafts and cookies. She is no longer satisfied the her single statis ("maiden aunt" be darned!) and invites suitable gentlemen of culture to leave a note with the house manager.

The Professor holds a PHD in Bardolatry from the Anti-Stratfordian College Of Shakespearean Studies at New Cambridge Upon-Yamhill. He is currently on administrative leave from the University of Portland where he attempted to teach the Dickens out of the young and the restless youth who have nothing more on their minds than picnicking out on Swan Island Hill with a basket full of Blue Heron. He is one of the three original members of the Portlandian Theatrical Society and is not very pleased, as usual, at the low standards held by the other members. The professor would like to thank his gerbil "Horatio" for being a good listener. The professor is The Portlandian Theatrical Society Men's Auxiliary.

Billybob is now a member of the Portlandian Theatrical Society, however, not the Men's Auxiliary. Mabel and Mavis found him on craigslist to play the barbarian in a show about High Art. He hasn't been invited back, however he does seem to always find out when the Society is performing and shows up. Since Marge has been less than dependable, Billybob's appearances have been to our benefit as we often need someone to stand in or move furniture. He is no longer allowed to perform puppet shows or read children's stories.

Alex spends her time outside the Junior Academy role playing on the internet, in the park, in her bedroom and in the classroom while the teacher blabs on about lame and boring stuff. Her favorite video games are Final Fantasy and the Kingdom Hearts series. She is a Yaoi Fan Girl extraordinaire.

Soleil was born of the sun and the moon and the stars. She plays the violin, designs hair for her teenage friends and can take any piece of fabric and make it into astounding evening wear.

Marge will return to the Portlandian Theatrical Society once she is released from rehab.

Bellefast is Billybob's cousin. Her appearances should be kept to a minimum, since she has a negative influence on Mavis.

He plays the piano. We recently learned his name.

Dar is summoned by the Portlandian Theatrical Society every time they need someone with a knowledge of all things Scottish.