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Spring 2009 "Gold Diggin' Dames" "Okay, pal, now listen up. Here's the show. Men in soup lines, marching, marching in the rain, jobs and, and, and doughnuts. That's it! That's what the show's about. Now get outta here and get to work on it." "But what about the tart on the street corner?" "Why, I'll put a tart on every damn street corner in the city." Theatre Uber Alles kicks up their heels (and skirts) with Gold Diggin' Dames, a salute to the Busby Berkeley musicals of the Great Depression. Yea! Singing, dancing, underwear and really swell dialogue. This is your big break, kid. Don't blow it. April 30th- May 3rd May 7th-10th Thur-Sun 7:30pm The Cast: coming soon.

Holiday 2008 THE NUTCRACKER A BURLESQUE-BALLET by Mistress Dawn Starring: The Portlandian Theatrical Society A visit from Portland’s Thinnest Santa Claus - Tres Shannon And get your night caps on for an after-show with Thee Karaoke From Hell Band The Cast: Clara ~ Allison May Fritz/Soldier/Mitzy Mauffbaumer/Spanish Coffee/Flower ~ Melinda Haines Mother/Tea/Snow Blower/Stage Manager/Flower/Mother Ginger ~ Dawn Panttaja Nutcracker/Butler/Cavalier ~ Timothy Scarrott Father/Rat King/Tea ~ Will Lund Drosselmeyer/Russian/Flower/Mother Mary ~ Kira Hannum Lady/Arabian/Rat/Flower ~ Julie Johnson Gentleman/Sugar Plumb Fairy/Rat/Slush ~ Clay Neal Maid/Angel/Tea/Flower ~ Lenore Nash Columbine ~ Alexandra Panttaja The Crew: Directed by ~ Dawn Panttaja Written by ~ Timothy Scarrott Thee Designer ~ Dawn Panttaja Sound Designer ~ Will Lund Program Design ~ Laura Bullock

Spring 2008 Pinocchio Exposed! The Blue Fairy Tells All! Written By Timothy Scarrott Directed by Allison May From Carlo Collodi's 1881 dark telling to Shelly Duvall's Fairy Tale Theatre on down to Disney! We are cutting and pasting, slicing and splicing, adding in some karaoke and queer gender bending to make up a new tale of a magical peice of wood learning the difference between what it means to be good and bad in a world full of contraditions! The Portlandian Theatrical Society will host a cabaret following the one act complete with song, dance, comedy and underwear dancing. Special appearance by The Portlandian Theatrical Society Junior Academy. The Cast: Pinocchio ~ Cody Rowan Blue Fairy ~ Lee Kyle Geppetto ~ Will Lund Fox ~ Kira Hannum Cat ~ Melissa Murray Mary ~ Clay Neal Annette ~ Julie Johnson Jimminy Cricket ~ Timothy Scarrott The Crew: Directed by ~ Allison May Adapted by ~ Timothy Scarrott Thee Designer ~ Dawn Panttaja Stage Manager ~ Jenny McInroy Program Design ~ Laura Bullock

East Portland Eagle's Lodge 3256

The Shakespeare Liberation army has edited Shakespeare's tale of greed and sorcery into a one-act play and for your convenience added two characters to guide you through the language, imagery and iambic pentameter.

The Cast:
Scholar ~ Anne Collins
Third Witch/Macduff ~ Dar Crammond
Second Witch/Lady Duff ~ Kira Hannum
Macbeth ~ Dug Martell
Lady Macbeth ~ Allison May
Banquo/Ghost ~ Robert Power-Drutis
First Witch/Duncan ~ Kate Russell
Romantic ~ Will Lund

Director ~ Timothy Scarrott
Design ~ Dawn Panttaja
Stage Manager ~ Arielle Corson

Spring 2007 Time and Tide By Eleanor Cohn-Eichner A one-act modern melodramatic comedy! The Cast: 'Writer' ~ Dug Martell 'Actress' ~ Meaghan Mcglassen 'Other Actress' ~ Allison May 'Director' ~ Will Lund 'Stage Manager' ~ Kristin Olson Director ~ Timothy Scarrott Design ~ Dawn Panttaja Stage Manager ~ Jenny McInroy